Talemir's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[goggles are sexy luis]

Pointless

I give you a 6 simply because you have good animation and artistic skills. Without prior knowledge or even the faintest idea of what this is about, it's complete and utter garbage to he average browser. A little more of a back-story might have helped. Most of the people who visit newgrounds don't post or read the forums, or could give a shit less about the inside jokes that happen within them. Don't get me wrong, you're talented, but your talent is wasted on something that only makes sense to a select few.

Wonchop responds:

What can I say? It was a Newgroundsy thing for Newgroundsy people.

[PWM6: Dungeon and Dunces]

No, sorry.

This is not a site for comic strips that take up entire pages for two lines of dialog.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Hahaaaaaa.

[Dota battle short]

LOL!

That's great, man I haven't heard The Butcher in ages, now I want to play D1 dammit. Pretty good flash though, your timing is dead on but there wasn't much animation. I still enjoyed it though and I hope to see more. :)

Andan1 responds:

We can only hope d2 will keep the butcher we know and love

[Repercussions of Evil]

So much

effort for so little?
The musical score, the animation, even the setup were all so extravagantly planned - but the narration and overall plot went nowhere? I would seriously expand on this, you have great potential here to do something amazing, but so far it feels as if it's lacking a lot.

Galneda responds:

It's lacking because the plot is less complex than elementary creative writing. I'll show you potential once I've gotten parodies out of my system, and even then, I'll try my damndest. :D Glad you liked what you saw, thanks for the review!

[Sean and Justin 0.5]

lol

Pretty good, but you seriously need to buy a new microphone or turn the one you have down a bit, there was way too much clipping it gave me a headache.

HappyViking responds:

Sorry about that. I will definitely consider buying a better microphone. The one I have now is rather crummy.

[Joker & airport security]

Hah!

Decent artwork; good animation, and nice voice acting. For some reason I laughed really hard when (I don't know what zulu is either) came up. Most people might consider this one 'racist', and spam / troll you. I would just ignore those close minded tools and keep on making films. But maybe make your next few a little longer. ;) The overall joke itself was good, the delivery was fine, it just didn't strike me as anything new. Some might see it as a "Bad joke", but they just don't understand that stupid people exist in any nationality / race / creed, and this just happened to be one of them. Hope to see more, and if you need any other voices let me know; I will PM you my email.

PrivateJoker152 responds:

I know very well what zulu time is and I also know few things about Zulu. I hope no one actually took it as some kind of racial joke, because it was just about the fact that lots of people don't know what Zulu time is but it is in all these semi-military movies.
Thanks for review :-)

[angry chimp lipsync]

not a bad start...

Setting aside my dislike for GNR, this was very well done. However, I did feel it was way too short, and a lot more could have been done to appear on the front page. But you know how NG is these days. Even you yourself were surprised lol. And I seriously hope that entire PS was sarcastic. There is absolutely no money to be made off of a 10 second clip, using someone elses copyrighted musical material. But you have talent, keep it up.

TheBoogley responds:

Ah, newgrounds these days... nothing like back when I were a lad

[Cyberen in: The Finale]

Great!

Great animation, awesome coordination / synchronization, but Queen is as gay as Freddy Mercury lol. But you definitely got your point across! So 10/10

cyberen responds:

I think the homosexuality of it was very fitting for the Barney Bunch!

[Thief: Rent's Due]

Brilliant

Absolutely brliiant, however I (and so many other people) are so sick of seeing stick figures it just drives you mad. This could have been SO MUCH BETTER if you only used real characters. The voice acting was amazing, the execution was flawless, but the stick figures honestly turned me off to 90% of it.

Manfreak responds:

wouldn't that mean you give me a 1/10 lol?

[Pelican!? - Kitchen]

Hah!

Nick = King

Neo-uk responds:

;) haha